GREEN NAILS AND HELICOPTERS

In a few short hours

I shall be on my way to the NEC for this year's Quilt Festival.
Sitting here, painting my nails,

GREEN,
a change for me I usually choose purples or pinks.

I feel like 'striking out'. So Green it was. Shall I also glitter them? Hmmmm. Oh why not. May as well. Not enough glitter for my liking. They look good though, real witches nails. cackle cackle

Bubble bubble toil and trouble
find a machine for me
bubble bubble toil and trouble,
where, at the NEC

Be it Janome, Brother or Pfaff
I wont give a damn
Unless the stitching is really naff
Cos I'm like a baby without a pram

Then woe betide the salesman so keen,
for making me buy a rubbish machine,
I'll huff and I'll puff and
OOPS
wrong story.

Are you seriously reading this rubbish?

I'm just wasting time whilst my nails dry, then I can go to bed,
Perchance to dream
of getting me
a new
sewing machine.

Enough!

Top coat time

Good gracious, I have company!
The Police Helicopter is up by the sound of it,
it's right over the bungalow,
oh joy!
Who is up to no good out there?
They best be careful, there is a witch in here, with very long talons,
green ones...
Mind you, I wonder -
Yep,
it's me 'mates' calling for me in their souped up broomstick...



Bye for now!

Too much time on my hands obviously!

New to my Blog?
Oh dear, I am not normally like this, well, not quite as bad.
Then again...

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My friend Di rang me this evening to wish me well at the show tomorrow - correction, today!! - also to let me know I am 'IN'
??
Apparently, writing on quilts with a sewing machine is the latest thing,
Been there done that.
Missed my 15 mins of fame.............again!
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Think the nails are dry
Goodnight folks.

Normal service will be resumed when this person [?]
gets a new machine......
Bet you hope that will be soon
hahahahahaha
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